When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from nobody.
.....LMAO. (Yes, I am a ten year-old boy. Don't judge.)
Greetings.
- Ly is my name.
- Insanity calls me Human though, not unlike yourself. I create this blog in protest, because silent words are sometimes more comforting than spoken ones. Words will lend to a world of nonsense, a perfect defense against a world with no sense, and I hope to one day look back on this and smile in dignified embarrassment.